Thanks for calling round, but I'm out right now and don't know when I'll be back.
You see, I have this client. She's blonde, of course, and she's in trouble, as usual. Bad news is, she's dragged me into a whole load of trouble too and I'm not so chuffed about that. So, right now, I'm trying to get things sorted out, for her and for me. But don’t worry, you won’t miss out. You see, I’m taking notes. Jotting it all down so I can pop it in a book later on. I do that, you know, write up my little adventures in books. I’m the sharing type, that’s me.
Want to know how things turn out this time? Well, sorry to keep you hanging around, but you're going to have to come back later and just hope that it's a happy ending for us all. But don't be shy, you can call back round any time you like to see how things are shaping up.
What’s more, if you really can’t wait this time, then why not take a sneak peek at one of my earlier cases or else have a look in my case files. There’s plenty going on there to keep you interested.
All the best,
(A work of fiction)